“Shawarma Law, Not Sharia Law” Tote Bag
$25.00
“Shawarma Law, Not Sharia Law” Tote Bag | Senator-Elect Abdul El-Sayed Funny Canvas Bag
Short Description
Carry the punchline. A sturdy canvas tote with a shawarma-flavored joke inspired by Michigan’s Senator-Elect Abdul El-Sayed and the 2026 campaign.
Full Description
Political humor, now with garlic sauce. The “Shawarma Law, Not Sharia Law” Tote Bag takes a joke that circulated during the Michigan Senate race and puts it on a bag, for supporters who like their politics with a sense of humor and their wraps loaded.
Made from thick cotton canvas with a bold, long-lasting print, it’s roomy enough for groceries, books, a laptop, or a takeout run to your favorite shawarma spot. A fun pick for supporters, volunteers, and anyone who loves a good food-and-politics pun.
Design note: “Shawarma Law, Not Sharia Law” is a joking slogan inspired by campaign coverage, not a direct quote from Abdul El-Sayed.
Features
- Heavy-duty 100% cotton canvas
- Roomy main compartment, about 15″ W x 16″ H x 4″ D
- Long reinforced handles, comfortable on the shoulder
- Bold, fade-resistant print
- Reusable and eco-friendly
- Machine washable
Perfect For
Farmers markets, grocery runs, takeout runs, campus and commuting, watch-party memories, gag gifts, and keepsakes for fellow supporters.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Air dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach.